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shitpost: asparagus, economy, colonialism/racism 

M: "KAOS, we need to buy asparagus!"
KAOS: "Why, are the asparagus farmers in trouble?"
M: "Yes, nobody is buying asparagus!"
K: "Yeah, because people have less money now, and they don't need asparagus."
M: "Of course everyone needs asparagus!!"
K: "It's part of our culture!! ..no wait, asparagus is actually from Africa. I think it's East-African, originally."
M: "But we cultivated it!"
K: "Yes, we, uhm, civilized it and made it white and straight..."

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shitpost: asparagus, economy, colonialism/racism 

@KAOS Hrr .. that's a good one ;)

shitpost: asparagus, economy, colonialism/racism 

@KAOS No please, just let me enjoy my asparagus in peace ...

re: shitpost: asparagus, economy, colonialism/racism 

@KAOS ah, maybe that's why I don't like asparagus :blobcatthinking:

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