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Don't you fucking tell me how to run my life. Ever. You're not me. Thank you. Goodbye.

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Used to laugh at my brother for having to get up early while I slept in. Now he’s sleeping and I’m leaving the house. Karma really is a bitch

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I always read "rt" as "re-toot"
and then I think "nya? that isn't right, we call that boosting..."

But it really is.

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GitHub, on trying to create a new repo: "Great repository names are short and memorable. Need inspiration? How about reimagined-guacamole."
Me: "OMG I'm hungry now. Thanks so much"

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ive never played a final fantasy because after the second one the lie was exposed. call yourself final mother fucker? i know youve got another fantasy in the wings. dont toy with me.

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Ah man, now I just want to throw random UUIDs everywhere.

Want to request a model? Each type of model is a different UUID!

Want to check if a model has "wings" natively attached? Check the model features UUID list for the arbitrary UUID that represents "wings" in general! Do the same if you want to check for a tail, etc.

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I like computers because they make me feel like I have control over something in my life. :thinknyan:

Even if it's ultimately just the pattern of flashing colors and imagery getting displayed to me or the data contents of my harddrive.

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Quote of the Day: "Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together." - Georg C. Lichtenberg

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Imagining if Mastodon called instances "neighborhoods" instead. The metaphor works really well IMO and doesn't sound like robot-speke.

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We just sent our last Twitterrific push notification. 😢

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What If English Were Phonetically Consistent? Recording this must have been a pain, but this is awesome. youtu.be/A8zWWp0akUU

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boost if u think tall girls like me deserve showers big enough for us to wash our hair without needing to sit down

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It's like most game developers don't know the difference between Linux and Latin.

That one dead language that only scientists, mathmeticians, and J.K. Rowling's Wizards use and no actual normal civilians would ever bother with,

That one free operating system that only system admins, unusual hardware enthusiasts, and actual wizards use and no plebs would ever bother with,

Same thing, right?

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Maybe it's just me, but Amaroq saying 'X mentioned you' without showing the text seems a little depressing. What if I actually, you know, want to know what it says without opening the client?

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Ever since I got my mobile LTE router my phones mobile data has been disabled. What a battery saver

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