Brutal Bass Drop
In today's edition of very loud wtf are you doing, I turned a tiny, unassuming pew pew laser noise into... these aggressive bass noises.
#AudioMo let's play Cycle Path, a game in which you're on a bike and need to avoid other cars, collect cash and jump ramps, all without seeing the screen! Game by @talon with sound design by yours truly. https://piotrs.site/audio/audiomo21/19-Cyclepath.mp3 #audio #noxp
For #AudioMo 6, I'd like to introduce you to a rather unique exploration game meets musical instrument, Sound Strider! This should really appeal to all you musicians out there.
This one ended up being longer so you'll probably want to just listen to it from the link below. Audio Description: Talking about the game, walking through a forest, a beach, some industrial zones, a city while pretending I know how to play the keyboard.
https://piotrs.site/audio/audiomo21/06-Sound-Strider.mp3 #audio #noxp
I'm a total Sidekiq noob and have no idea what Mastodon means with "No Sidekiq process running for the scheduler queue(s). Please review your Sidekiq configuration". Right!
Right. Some of the dead ones don't seem too bad. And it appears as though things are actually happening.
No Mozilla, I would very much not like to use your VPN. Thanks. No, my opinion didn't change in the 5 seconds FireFox wasn't open. No, my opinion isn't going to change the next time I open FireFox, either. You're going to ask me again regardless, aren't you? Can I just say yes to make you stop? No? OK. Hey Mozilla, would you like to use my VPN? Hey Mozilla, would you like to use my VPN? Hey Mozilla, would you like to use my VPN? *repeats this phrase a bunch more while fading into silence*
Since #GAAD is around the corner and you guys were so awesome at spreading the love re: image descriptions, here's something else I started seeing more often that's a bit problematic for blind social media folks. Please don't use fancy fonts in your display names. On Apple platforms they'll get read out very painfully, and almost everywhere else you'll just get silence! Have a look at and listen to this video to see what I mean. #noxp
And that's just the blind/low vision stuff. THere's gonna be assistive touch for watches, support for 3rd party eye trackers on iPads, and a bunch more stuff I'm forgetting. It's really cool they're giving things like this the spotlight this way
And speaking of #GAAD, in a first Apple just put out the upcoming accessibility changes way ahead of WWDC. https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2021/05/apple-previews-powerful-software-updates-designed-for-people-with-disabilities/
The on-device image description feature is about to get even more useful, because you'll be able to on-demand request more details about an image, including detailed facial feature descriptions and position info for objects on a picture. It'll also detect if there's something displayed in a tabular format and let you review it like a table. #noxp
I have encountered more image descriptions on Mastodon in 24 hours than I have in Twitter in a couple of years. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.
As a blind person, this means a lot to me. If you read this and you describe your images, thank you so, so, so much on behalf of all of us. If you don't, now you know you'll be helping random Internet strangers make sense of your posts by typing in a few more words than usual.
#introduction Hi hello! Trying this Mastodon thing for real this time. Name's Guillem, main field of study is #classical #piano performance. In my spare time I make very much not classical #music, program a few #games, complain about #accessibility, exercise my #language and #linguistics nerdyness, and nerdyness in general, and talk to strangers on the Internet. I also have periods of obsessive #reading and/or consuming video content. Actually i think my entire life is periods of obsessive something.
Aaaanyway, that's me! :)
...People are seriously scared that children are going to eat batteries in Airtags? And say that for this reason, they shouldn't be user replaceable?
I wonder how we're not all dead yet.
No seriously. This is one of those things that I laugh at in complete and utter frustration that then slowly turns into bitter tears of... Even more frustration I guess.
We're just doomed. This is it.
You can use Mastodon through an alternative web client if you prefer. One of the most popular is Pinafore, which is lightweight and FOSS.
The example website is at https://pinafore.social
The source code is at https://github.com/nolanlawson/pinafore
Because it's free and open source, you can host the web client yourself if you want to.
Its creator has written an introductory post with more info about it:
On programming being "easy"
Programming *can* be rewarding, but it's not easy.
Programming is only easy as far as cooking is easy. If you like cooking, cooking is easy. But you quickly realize how difficult actually preparing a meal "at scale" is.
Honestly, you don't have to code. You don't even need to want to code. You're absolutely not missing out by not coding.
Building a shed for yourself can be a fun 3 weekends. Building sheds "professionally" not so much.
All I'm trying to say is don't worry about it. You don't need to code. Do something happier and more fun instead if you want to!
It's obviously still on you to make sure that it's not too loud and that you can still be understood clearly, but that goes with any kind of audio.
I mean you are literally using a computer. A little bit of keyboard noise is just part of the experience.
I code games and the occasional app, make music, record sounds, and generally exist overwhelmingly.
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