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LaffyHe is so laughably predictable. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BlameGame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BlameGame</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a> ‪Aaron Rupar: <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> on egg prices reaching an all-time high: "Well, there's the flu. Before I ever got here it was at an all-time high."

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:New series: Plain of Thrones.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:Customer: your lightest roast, please.Barista: your shirt and pants don’t go together.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<a href="https://aus.social/@dgar" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@dgar</a>I’m reading a scary book in Braille.Something bad is gonna happen.I can feel it.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WorldBrailleDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WorldBrailleDay</a>

Joan AlbrightSo technically it wasn't me who did the forgetting. My husband didn't write the rest of the stocking stuffers he wanted on the list, so I assumed he'd gotten them all when he got the candy canes. <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?Unique up on it.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:A view from a living room in Nazi America. Dog snuggles are our only hope.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:What word can you make shorter by adding two lettersShort.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:Dude 1: Hey bro?Dude 2: Yeah bro?Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?Dude 2: Brochure<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:Church goer: how much to hire a church singing group?Minister: you mean a choir?Church goer: fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit, “what’s your blood type?”“I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:Friend 1: what are your plans on Saturday?Friend 2: my wife and I are gonna shop for some new glasses.Friend 1: and what about afterward?Friend 2: we’ll see.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:What does a nosey pepper do?It gets jalapeño businesses.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:Me: I’m terrified of the vertical axis. Therapist: why? Me: [screams]<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Math" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Math</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:What has five toes and isn't your foot?My foot.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Astronomy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Astronomy</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Space" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Space</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:The guy who stole my diary just died.My thoughts are with his family.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.Only a fraction of people will find this funny.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Math" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Math</a>

Geri ❤️<a href="https://mastodon.social/@PaulNickson" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@PaulNickson</a> <a href="https://syzito.xyz/@fkamiah17" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@fkamiah17</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/@harriettmb" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@harriettmb</a> So sorry to disappoint but I have a posh accent and speak with a Received Pronunciation <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NotMyFault</a>xx

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